Gunners Continue to Make Classmates Look Bad

A few weeks back, an e-mail from the BLS Dean went out reading in part:

It has been reported to me that there are a few students who routinely intentionally delay leaving the library on time which causes our workers to have to stay late and sometimes necessitates a call to Baylor police to escort the students from the library . . . I cannot understand why any of our students would think such behavior is acceptable within our library.

Yesterday, an e-mail from the BLS Dean went out reading in part:

You are about to lose your right to study in [the second floor study] rooms. The food in the trash cans indicates you are violating the No Food Policy. The scraps [sic], marks and other damage to the furniture, blinds and walls indicate you have no respect for Law School property.

If these conditions continue, you will lose the privilege of using them.

As a note to administration, rather than sending school-wide e-mails, my advice is you hire Carl Monday [as seen in the first minute and a half of the video above.] He’s like the Chris Hansen of library masturbators, and from the sound of things, that’s exactly BLS needs.