Some Float Better Than Others
Sunday following finals, a bunch of people including myself went floating. Here are just a few things I learned.
Do: Bring a 16 quart cooler.
Don't: Let this guy touch it.Do: Bring both a 16 quart cooler and your girlfriend.
Don't: Let Chicago have his hands on both at the same time.Do: Post any and all pictures of The Manz.
Don't: Accuse him of being anything less than ferocious.
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As a side note, I'm in California till the 6th working with Jerry Rice and Pete Rose, selling medical gloves at Disneyland. True Story.
posted by Jon Swanburg @ 12:41 PM
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2 Comments:
Few things:
1) How was I supposed to know that the shoot was so powerful? Your dumbass had to put it in your lap the second time through (with no beer in it, mind you) so it didn't tip.
2) Watching all your beverages float down the river and being discovered by other floaters was funny. Especially those kids who tried to sell them.
3) Don't mock Chicago. With lines like, "Yes, mi amore", he's pimpin' all over the river.
pete rose would never go to disneyland
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