It's a Matter of Safe Sex

Forgive the tardiness. This post was intended for Friday but I spent the weekend gallivanting around San Antonio and never found the time.

Prof. LAPP stated during Friday’s class: “This guy was killing the animals in an attempt to get around the statute.”

I must respectfully dissent.

Anyone who has attempted relations with a live deer knows two things. One, they are generally un-consenting towards human advances regardless of how suave or good looking that human may be and two, in the off chance one finds himself standing naked behind a deer, you can bet the ranch he’s only moments away from feeling the cold hoof of injustice.

For fear of sounding like an expert on the subject of necro-bestiality, I’ll stop there and let you take my word for it.