Game Day Recap

Last night we lost. It was a well fought battle but our winless streak continues. The last play of the game involved a blown two point conversion that would have tied things up but the uncontroverted fact remains . . . God simply hates us.

When I tried lamenting to Mark, this was all I got:

Mark: “Well Swanburg . . .”
Me: “Yes Mark?”
Mark: “If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, we’d all have a Merry Christmas.”
Me: But Mark . . . they ripped the ass off my shorts.
Mark: Hold on. Before you keep talking, let me put on my ‘I give a shit’ face.

And with that we left the field a consistent (0 – 4).