SBA Restores My Faith in Government
Last quarter during finals -blaming a fiscal crisis and a lack of creativity- SBA fed its constituents a six day supply of cold pizza. This quarter the menu looks better:
Saturday: Breakfast & PizzaAs someone [Class Politician of East Northport Middle School, 1997] that campaigned around bringing Taco Bell and Wendy’s to my fellow 6th graders only to be thwarted by administration, logistics and the law, I congratulate SBA on its efforts.
Monday: Breakfast & Uncle Dan's BBQ
Tuesday: Breakfast & Wendy's
Wednesday: Breakfast & Pizza
Thursday: Breakfast & Uncle Dan BBQ
Friday: Breakfast & Fazoli's
P.S.
Interesting fact. Despite being both Math-Alete and Class Politician, Elect, I managed to remain celibate for a goodly number of years.
posted by Jon Swanburg @ 4:11 PM
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2 Comments:
They were probably forced to resort to big dumb jocks when they couldn't get a piece of you. How sad.
It is sad. Imagine being voted most popular and not being able to sleep with the class politician.
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