Many Readers Leave This Website Disappointed

Since I stopped writing, a lot of hits have been coming from search engines. Below are a few of the phrases people input over the last month to get their curious-selves directed to FromMalibuToWaco:

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In other categories, Rory Brewton is the most searched for person [after Swanburg], Wild West is the most searched for bar, and only two people queried, “Did I ruin my life by coming to Baylor Law.”