An Impressive Statue of Colorful Prophylactics

I’ve never met the artist but I’ve been told his name is John, he’s a lower quarter, and according to this website, “He is extremely fast, inventive, and can keep up a breakneck speed for hours at a time.” RAWR!
If you want a closer look, The Bespoke Jedi Cowboy will probably remain in the student lounge until someone pops it, steals it, rapes it or otherwise violates the metaphorically placed smiley face.