Friday, October 31, 2008

The Coach Has Something He’d Like to Show You

I’ve been following Mike Singletary’s career since Baylor Proud brought him to my attention approximately eight days ago, and despite him having an illustrious career and whatnot, I think I’ve caught the highlights:

  • Oct. 22: Mike Singletary becomes head coach of the 49’ers.
  • Oct: 26: Mike Singletary goes on a tirade during a press conference.
  • Oct: 30: Mike Singletary uses his anus as a pedagogical device, “address[ing] the team for 3-4 minutes with his pants around his ankles.” Confirmed.

Since Baylor Proud probably won’t say it again for awhile, Sic ‘Em Coach Singletary.

7 Comments:

At 4:56 PM, Blogger That Guy said...

The old boston redeye. Gets em every time. Sic Em.

 
At 5:09 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

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At 5:10 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

Why did he do it? Did he fully drop trou?

 
At 10:56 PM, Blogger Jon Swanburg said...

He did it because he could. I tried the same thing in a dream about coaching peewee and was immediately arrested.

 
At 10:57 PM, Blogger Jon Swanburg said...

I have a feeling Prof. CivLib could pull this off.

 
At 11:27 AM, Blogger Jon Swanburg said...

Sadly, according to other posts, he was just in his boxers.

http://deadspin.com/5073538/pants+gate-mike-singletary-will-find-out-who-snitched

 
At 12:27 AM, Blogger STB2 said...

As a 49ers fan I don't like to hear these things after just one week as head coach....keep your pants on Mike.

 

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