The Coach Has Something He’d Like to Show You
I’ve been following Mike Singletary’s career since Baylor Proud brought him to my attention approximately eight days ago, and despite him having an illustrious career and whatnot, I think I’ve caught the highlights:
- Oct. 22: Mike Singletary becomes head coach of the 49’ers.
- Oct: 26: Mike Singletary goes on a tirade during a press conference.
- Oct: 30: Mike Singletary uses his anus as a pedagogical device, “address[ing] the team for 3-4 minutes with his pants around his ankles.” Confirmed.
Since Baylor Proud probably won’t say it again for awhile, Sic ‘Em Coach Singletary.
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The old boston redeye. Gets em every time. Sic Em.
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Why did he do it? Did he fully drop trou?
He did it because he could. I tried the same thing in a dream about coaching peewee and was immediately arrested.
I have a feeling Prof. CivLib could pull this off.
Sadly, according to other posts, he was just in his boxers.
http://deadspin.com/5073538/pants+gate-mike-singletary-will-find-out-who-snitched
As a 49ers fan I don't like to hear these things after just one week as head coach....keep your pants on Mike.
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