An MBA Poetry Battle

Like other Baylor MBAs, I received an e-mail from a fellow student that read:

"[Blah, blah, blah] I got the idea to try and do a poem about everyone involved with LS2. As of right now I have one about Tim and Karam. If you want to comment and add your own thoughts, or maybe just read them, they are located at homepages.baylor.edu/riley_ross. To show my range I will include standard rhymes, limmericks[sp], haiku, I don't even care. If I haven't done one about you, don't worry, you're coming."

My first thought of course was to add [in my eye] to the end of his e-mail, but alas, if he wants a literary battle, a literary battle he shall have.

There once was a man named Riley,
That thought he was acting politely
When he started to flirt
By ripping the shirt
Of the mom he longed after nightly.

Your play, Mr. Ross. Detroit, what?