Summer Intramurals
Soccer: the sport made famous by David Beckham.
Volleyball: a sport designed for inebriated beach goers.
Together they comprise this quarter's intramural lineup.
If you are a person 18 and older with a modicum of talent, heart, or silicon enhanced accoutrements, I'm looking for teammates. My intramural record (1 - 50) is by no means indicative of my ability as a person and I will treat you with the dignity, respect and compassion you deserve.
As for team names, I'm open for suggestions. BLS United for soccer? The Sexy Spikers for volleyball? I don't know. Sometimes sexually connotative law school jokes escape me. Sandy Taints? Rainmakers? I don't know.
posted by Jon Swanburg @ 3:46 PM
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4 Comments:
hey,
not so good at sports here, but i'm interested in im's this summer if there are any takers.
i'm in.
I have silicone enhanced accoutrements. When I was 20 I got an implant on my forehead. It makes me look very smart when I'm standing still. But I look kinda jiggly when walking.
Where are you practicing?
Practice?
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