Kind of Like Reward Points
I don't know if any of part this story is true, so let's talk about it in the hypothetical. Let's say, hypothetically speaking of course, this lady walks in to your class touting the greatness of a product called Total Litigator. 
Seems like a sweet girl.
Hypothetically, you're sitting there politely, not really paying attention; you're hungry, you don't have money to spend regardless of the product, you're bored, you don't like Lexis, then, out of nowhere, people just start fucking screaming.
"I'll take three," "I'll take four," "I don't give a fuck. Take everything, just give me Total Litigator."
Hypothetically you perk up and look around the room. What just happened?
The answer is MySpace . . . MySpace happened.
While her About Me page says:
Things don't get interesting till she starts taking her clothes off.I'm an attorney specializing in trademark, copyright and patent infringement litigation. I've been at it for 8 years now.
I picked this picture because of the 50 or so, this one seemed the most decent.Why does she do it you ask?
it keeps me from feeling borderline suicidal at the thought that I spend most days rotting behind a desk as the last remnants of my youthful attractiveness dissipate with each passing hour. (OK, so I can be a bit melodramatic. But you try spending 10-12 hours a day writing briefs on pharmaceutical patent infringement and tell me how depressed YOU get!) Trust me, anyone in my position would crave some mindless activity. Not to mention, I'm very much a girlie-girl, who LOVES lingerie, stripper shoes, and basically any type of salacious garment or trampy outfit. :) I get pretty damn bored of suits and conservative 3-inch pumps everyday. So what better mindless hobby than one that also allows me to wear all the trashy things I love so dearly and occasionally get paid to be glamorous?
Glamorous indeed. And to celebrate this hypothetical situation, someone in PC came up with this:
Anyway, I wasn't even at the hypothetical presentation and I just bought my sixth Total Litigator.
posted by Jon Swanburg @ 3:40 PM
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6 Comments:
apparently this little woman wasnt paying attention durring dean jackson's speech durring orientation.
She seems horny for litigation support packages. Its nice that reps from major legal companies are now appearing to be industry whores as well as acting the part.
i was at the presentation. it was awesome.
Is her myspace.com name her real name? Where is she from? Do you think Lexis has any idea about her myspace profile? Is that just an angle to sell more Total Litigator packages?
So many questions . . .
I heard you getting torn a new one after Secured today. Sorry about that, I think it was ridiculous. Plus, I heard that the person who was getting on to you was the same person who found out that our speaker was a porn star, and told Wren about it, so I think that she probably misdirected her outrage.
I personally think this is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. Why should people be getting on you? You didn't hire her nor did you choose to have her pose (though it is a bonus). Given the conservative standing of this school and emphasis on research I think it is hilarious that this happened at all. Thanks for giving me the laugh of the year.
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