Effects of Terrorism

Apparently five units here at Bandera were robbed on Christmas Eve and new security measures are being implemented. The gate code will be eliminated and replaced with a phone entry system while each unit’s parking spots are being limited to the unit’s number of bedrooms.

Although my place is one bedroom with no land-line, and my parties may be going the way of Scruff’s, Wednesday nights, and the dinosaurs, I shouldn’t be upset. The thought of safety makes me giddy and nothing screams safety like limited parking . . . absolutely nothing.

So yea . . . law prom.

Originally the plan was to bring a bunch of dates and by dates I mean semi-illiterate bombshells. But I’m not. I promise. There will be one and only one and she can totally read . . . and talk . . . in English . . . I think.