Sunday, April 05, 2009

Britt “the-Ethics-Man” Clark

When the MPRE asked what he’d do if a client offered him sex, the aspiring astronaut, turned violist, turned debater, turned law student repeatedly answered with an emphatic “Give high-fives to all 10 of my invisible friends.”


Which is why it’s with great surprise I announce he finally passed. Congrats, BC. You’re an attorney.

5 Comments:

At 1:07 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

How the fuck did he get his MPRE scores so quickly?

 
At 1:34 PM, Blogger Jonathan Swanburg said...

He didn't actually get his score report.

Instead he got a letter from the Examiners saying congrats on finally completing all prerequisites to becoming a lawyer.

 
At 4:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Swanburg:

You're a lawyer when you graduate from law school. Once you pass the bar and get licensed, you're an attorney.

 
At 5:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

MPRE scores are out bitches...

 
At 5:46 PM, Blogger Jonathan Swanburg said...

I honestly didn't realize that but it makes sense.

Edits to follow.

 

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