Call the Cops: MBA Soccer Abuses Small Children
Last night, in our first game since the UT tournament, the MBA soccer team beat the Penland Misfits 5 goals to 1.* For those keeping track at home, that makes us a perfect 1 -0 in intramurals and 1 -2-1 overall. *The otherwise heroic victory was nullified when I realized the freshman dorm-dwellers were too busy attending to a harem of sorority girls and loins filled with hope to be worried about things like goals . . . but a win is sort of a win nonetheless. 
posted by Jon Swanburg @ 11:20 PM
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How come every team you are on only wins by default. I am beginning to think it is you, not the rest of the summer starters.
Thanks Jolie.
It's certainly not me. I never play. It would be comical at best if I did.
Without me, the summer starters are smart enough to avoid losses by not signing up to play.
When I get back, yes, we'll lose but the goal is to have fun doing it.
I vote that the summer starters record is a direct reflection of the amount of alcohol that "we" consume...we always start out well, but then the booze kicks in and the rest is history!
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