Stereotyping SOBs
Based off the accompanying photo of our cheerleaders, multiple sports blogs around the internet (specialists in pictures of young women) have jumped on the bandwagon of describing Baylor girls as something less than attractive.
This is patently untrue. As a part-time scientist with a full-time bounty of youthful hormones, I personally conducted extensive research around campus, Scruff's, and Facebook, compiled the results, and benchmarked them against my days at Pepperdine.
And scientifically speaking, this picture and its implications are easily explained away using the law of large numbers, multicollinearity and the existence of Photoshop. (Hint: skip the low hanging fruit and search for the nose picker in back.)
[thanks to an attractive, Post-PC ladies man for the tip].
posted by Jon Swanburg @ 5:26 PM
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2 Comments:
Swanburg-
Some of us find the comment that you find repulsive to be more attractive- as they say "different strokes for different folks." I appreciate your selfless sacrifice in seeking out a statistical sampling that would do justice to your hypothesis.
- You know who this is.
Baylor girls unattractive?!
I did my undergrad at A&M, let me tell you guys, the pickins were slim down there. Those who have never been to College Station may take certain female characteristics for granted, like teeth. In CS, all a female had to do was show up to the bar with a hole and a heartbeat and the poor guys had to compete for her, these guys were just happy to see a girl.
I do not miss those days at all, in fact when I walk across Baylor campus and see all the young split-tail hopping around, I thank God for such a happy hunting ground.
I have been to the other side folks, and it was not pretty.
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