MBAs Live For PowerPoint

To commemorate our lack of wins in the previous weekend's soccer tournament, the below awards were given out during this morning's donut hour via PowerPoint. I've stolen the images and awards, adding my comments in parethesis.

Most Unexpectedly Good Player (Extensive Practice Taking Balls to the Face)

Most Value-Adding Player (Only Person to Score a Goal)

Most Self-Sacrificing Player (The Proud New Owner of Bruised Testicles)

Best Socked Player (As the Creator of the PowerPoint He Felt Deserving of an Award)

Most Inspirational (Most Likely to Encourage Unsportsmanlike Conduct)

Laziest Player (Most Observant Player on Defense)

Best Looking Player (Yellow Card for Indecent Exposure)

Most Improved Player (First and Only Time to Ever Play Soccer)