Sunday, January 13, 2008

Japanese Are Masters of Efficiency

Since chicks dig haiku and the semester begins tomorrow, I'll use this post to quickly profile the remaining core professors and be done with it.

Prof. Finance

All about numbers
Dislikes the thought of feelings.
Generous grader.


Loves God and Excel
Infuses both into class
Made me like spreadsheets


Prof. Accounting
Focused on ethics
Smiles when numbers balance
Frowns at my attempts

(The ones not masked in red are Prof. Accounting.)

I haven't met him
And don't know about the class.
Here is his picture.*

*When you've never met someone, it's generally appropriate to stereotype based off mustache, beard and nose structure.

(All pictures courtesy of me stealing them from the Baylor Business Core Faculty page.)

1 Comments:

At 12:32 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have you noticed that nobody comments on your business school blogging?

Come back to us, Swanburg. We forgive you for leaving us. We still love you.

 

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