Case Solved (Grissom Nods in Approval)
Despite not having attended a law class in over 25 weeks, a clandestine commenter by the name of anonymous has asked me to speculate on the whereabouts of Prof. LARC.
Being that blogs are the most reliable, if not the only, place for honest speculation, I'm going to go out on a limb and say she's in Mexico. After reportedly throwing caution to the wind, buying a donkey and riding it through the streets selling chicle, she saved up enough to buy a nice hat and add extensively to her tattoo collection.
While that's just a guess, it's an educated one based on the fact she was omitted by the Razor's most recent reference to the talents of his once-new collogues and her profile was deleted / removed from the list of faculty on the Baylor website.
I'm like a talented mix between John and Sherlock Holmes.
posted by Jon Swanburg @ 12:25 AM
6 comments
6 Comments:
this is just like 1984, man. she's been vaporized by big brother.
That photo is brilliant. The calf tattoo is a nice subtle touch.
Well-played, sir.
My attempt at sleeves didn't work nearly as well.
It seems like we've gotten an indirect response (hinting that it's none of our business):
http://oslersrazor.blogspot.com/2008/01/need-to-explain.html
Then again, I could be reading way too much into it.
Read enough into it and that post makes the Da Vinci Code seem uninteresting.
Read that post enough and it makes watching C-SPAN interesting.
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