A Poor Use of Alone Time

This post is totally irrelevant but so is my life considering I’m blogging at 11:30 on my birthday.

Anyway, last night I had a dream I was re-judging the voir dire and it basically consisted of me overruling Geraldo based on two hours of Strike for Cause lecture and a distinct feeling I was going to fail.

GRP: Objection. That’s clearly a commitment question, your Honor.
Me: Overruled based on the teachings of Robert Swafford.
GRP: Judge Schwannburg. I want you to take judicial notice that Robert Swafford will applaud when you finish speaking while I on the other hand will fail you.
Me: It’s my understanding that you aren’t even a lawyer in this case. Please continue Mr. Hatchet.
Hatchet: So would you have a hard time awarding damages for injuries that don’t have receipts?
GRP: Commitment question your honor!!
Me: If Robert Swafford was here right now he’d think you were an idiot.
GRP: If Robert Swafford were here right now we’d be talking about opera and ass hats.

Then the GRP allowed me to wake up before finding out what happened and I remember feeling like that was really nice of him. So thank you to him and everyone else who wished me a happy birthday.